Saturday, November 17, 2012

Dear Oscar, First off, where have you been, man? You haven't posted since September and that one wasn't even about running! Also, why do you think humans are so averse to running in the rain? It's only water, right? It's still early in the rainy season where I live and already I'm tired of the whining. How do we convince these people of the fun you can have out romping in the rain? -- Wet West Coaster


Dear Coaster,

I'll answer your questions one by one. First off, I haven't been anywhere but right here in Richmond having -- as usual -- the time of my life! Oh... you're wondering why I haven't put up any blog posts? And you're questioning my content? Listen: I'm a dog. I post what I want when I want. You humans just keep checking the blog... and feeding me twice a day (that's two scoops of California Natural). Good human.

Secondly, the rainy season. You know, this is a good question; I don't understand humans and the weather. Gladys didn't either. For example, take the first time she ever saw snow (see photo). Yep, she just buried her head like an ostrich until I pulled her out and showed her the fun! Rain is the same way: the wetter and muddier the better, I say.

As for the whining, I couldn't agree more. If it's not feeding time, time to go to the bathroom, or time to go outside (all of which could be as often as every five minutes), I am totally against whining.

Hope this helps and enjoy that West Coast Wetter!
Oscar

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