Dear Coaster,
I'll answer your questions one by one. First off, I haven't been anywhere but right here in Richmond having -- as usual -- the time of my life! Oh... you're wondering why I haven't put up any blog posts? And you're questioning my content? Listen: I'm a dog. I post what I want when I want. You humans just keep checking the blog... and feeding me twice a day (that's two scoops of California Natural). Good human.
Secondly, the rainy season. You know, this is a good question; I don't understand humans and the weather. Gladys didn't either. For example, take the first time she ever saw snow (see photo). Yep, she just buried her head like an ostrich until I pulled her out and showed her the fun! Rain is the same way: the wetter and muddier the better, I say.
As for the whining, I couldn't agree more. If it's not feeding time, time to go to the bathroom, or time to go outside (all of which could be as often as every five minutes), I am totally against whining.
Hope this helps and enjoy that West Coast Wetter!
Oscar
I'll answer your questions one by one. First off, I haven't been anywhere but right here in Richmond having -- as usual -- the time of my life! Oh... you're wondering why I haven't put up any blog posts? And you're questioning my content? Listen: I'm a dog. I post what I want when I want. You humans just keep checking the blog... and feeding me twice a day (that's two scoops of California Natural). Good human.
Secondly, the rainy season. You know, this is a good question; I don't understand humans and the weather. Gladys didn't either. For example, take the first time she ever saw snow (see photo). Yep, she just buried her head like an ostrich until I pulled her out and showed her the fun! Rain is the same way: the wetter and muddier the better, I say.
As for the whining, I couldn't agree more. If it's not feeding time, time to go to the bathroom, or time to go outside (all of which could be as often as every five minutes), I am totally against whining.
Hope this helps and enjoy that West Coast Wetter!
Oscar
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