Oscar, Why do dogs like to stick their heads out the window when they ride in the car? -- Casey and Dakota

Dear Casey & Dakota,

It's simple, my friends. If they're not going to move over and let us hold the steering wheel, then we'll do the next best thing, which is putting our faces out and letting our ears flap in the wind. I'm serious. I don't want to just ride in the car; I want to drive.