Tuesday, May 22, 2012

BULLETIN: Cat Goes Outside!


This just in.... Waffle the freeloading cat got up off his cat bed and moved someplace other than to his food dish! And rather than just scratch the furniture, he actually -- are you ready for this? -- went outside!

Waffle, who hasn't chased a mouse in at least 6 months (some believe longer), sleeps, eats... and not much more. In a recent vet visit, the doctor said he could stand a little more exercise and a few fewer meals. To his credit, it is possible that he roams the grounds out-of-doors at night; I wouldn't know. But I do sometimes hear the fwapping of the dog door when I roll over between dog-dreams. On the other hand, for all we know, that's just mice parading in and out while Waffle snoozes.

Anyway, nice to see you getting some fresh air, Waffle. Now why not try catching some mice, willya?

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